Warm Up and Blog Assignment # 2

Warm Up: Some of my favorite hobbies are.
I like to swim.
I like to dance.
I like to play basketball even though i'm not that good.
I like to play softball.

Blog Assignment #2

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 1. Also called processor. an electronic device designed toaccept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logicaloperations at high speed, and display the results of theseoperations. Compare analog computer, digital computer. noun    [noun]  Show IPA Grammar noun 1. any member of a class of words that are formallydistinguished in many languages, as in English, typically bythe plural and possessive endings and that can function asthe main or only elements of subjects or objects, as cat,belief, writing, Ohio, darkness.  Nouns are often thought ofas referring to persons, places, things, states, or qualities.  DICTIONARY a book, optical disc, mobile device, or online lexical resource(such as Dictionary.com) containing a selection of the wordsof a language, giving information about their meanings,pronunciations, etymologies, inflected forms, derived forms,etc., expressed in either the same or another language;lexicon; glossary. Print dictionaries of various sizes, rangingfrom small pocket dictionaries to multivolume books, usuallysort entries alphabetically, as do typical CD or DVDdictionary applications, allowing one to browse through theterms in sequence. All electronic dictionaries, whether onlineor installed on a device, can provide immediate, directaccess to a search term, its meanings, and ancillaryinformation: an unabridged dictionary of English; a Japanese- English dictionary.  FREE enjoying personal rights or liberty, as a person who is not inslavery: a land of free people. words, a. speech or talk: to express one's emotion in words;Words mean little when action is called for. b. the text or lyrics of a song as distinguished from themusic. c. contentious or angry speech; a quarrel: We had wordsand she walked out on me. HAPPY characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, orjoy: a happy mood; a happy frame of mind. SAD expressive of or characterized by sorrow: sad looks; a sadsong. BUG Informal . any microorganism, especially a virus: He was laidup for a week by an intestinal bug. FREEDOM the state of being free  or at liberty rather than inconfinement or under physical restraint: He won his freedomafter a retrial. YELLOW a color like that of egg yolk, ripe lemons, etc.; the primarycolor between green and orange in the visible spectrum, aneffect of light with a wavelength between 570 and 590 nm. PINK a color varying from light crimson to pale reddish purple  When a army wife was randomly picked out of a crowd of people at a baseball game to trough the first pitch, but what she dint know was that her husband was the catcher. When he took of his mask she was so happy to see him home and safe. She could not help but cry she was so happy. But to her surprise she finally figured out that she was not randomly picked. But she dint care she was happy to be with her husband. This story really touched me because I liked it and because the love you could see in her eyes after not seeing him for a whole 4 years. To me that’s a very long time to be away from somebody you love. I dint think I could stand to not be able to see my family for 4 years without seeing them sometimes. And I liked it because it was about a army man and I love or at least like all of there stories because they dint have to go out and fight for us they could have just stayed at home on there butts all day doing nothing but instead they dicited to go out and fight for us. And that’s why I choose this story.